"You wanna know why I don’t like haunted houses? Because they’re just like relationships: you walk in all confident; and then once you get in, it’s not what you think it’s gonna be, and it’s scary."
- Nick Miller (via hypoficial)
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"… And office administrator Pamela Beesly-Halpert is my best friend."
- Dwight K. Schrute (via itwouldbemygenuinepleasure)
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I hate when people whine. I hate when people tell me they are sorry for being whiney. I mean, why did you even bother to whine in the first place?!
I hate when you take a friend or significant other to something you’re really excited about (like an event) and they complain how much they hate it the entire time. First of all, they said they would go. Second of all, why would they complain about something I’m excited about right in front of me? JUST SUCK IT UP. I didn’t bring you so you could tell me how much you hate it.
Basically, if you whine or complain a lot then just stay home where you can’t talk to anyone. You’ll have less to whine or complain about. If you do want to be that way, find another way to release your feelings (like Tumblr). None of your friends want to hear about it. TRUST ME.
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My internet isn’t fast enough to load all the gifs on my dash and it was New Girl night D:
